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Sparks! Sparks!
We drink them in parks.
We down five or six before the night even starts
Sparks! Sparks!
They don't sell them in bars
So meet me in the sparking lot in-between two cars
Orange one, blue ones, just heard of black
Three beers worth of booze and a whole lot of crack
Tastes like Smarties gets us pumped for the parties
Orange tongue in the morning, we're still pouring!
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Steampunk
02:28
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From the orchards of the OC
and our Jonny Appleseed.
From the very same soil that spawned
her and him and you and me.
There’s something about this cider
it makes me feel at home.
Even though I’m by myself I know I’ll never be alone.
Steampunk- it’s the name of the brand.
Steampunk- I’ve got one in each hand.
Steampunk- I end up on the floor.
The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree.
Tonight it falls on me.
I’ve been drunk on Hornsbys.
Drank Woodchuck out the ass.
Angry Orchard is corporate bullshit
and Redds is just fucking wack.
There’s something about this cider
it makes me feel at home.
Even though I’m by myself I know I’ll never be alone.
Harvest sober by October
Message bottled whole.
Harvest sober by October
I don’t plan on getting old you fucking touchhole.
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Alcoholics Unanimous
01:17
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I don't know what I learned in schools
I just know one golden rule and that's
Drink! Drink! And drink some more
Drink, drink, drink!
Until you're on the fucking floor!
We're the alcoholics unanimous
You won't think very highly of us
Because it's not God but booze we trust
And in our life alcohols a must
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Got a 30 pack and I’m out on bail
15 beers on the Erie Canal
Called up Terry, Asa, and the Whale
15 Beers on the Erie Canal
We’ve done some dumb shit in our day
Ran from cops and got away
We drink our whiskey by the quart
From Albion to Middleport
No fridge! Better drink ‘em down
No fridge! Before we get back into town
Annoying all your neighbors
Annoying all your pals
When you get intoxicated on the Erie Canal
Got a 30 Pack and I’m bound to fail
15 beers on the Erie Canal
Don’t care what brand as long as it’s on sale
15 beers on the Erie Canal
Jumped from bridges in our day
Into cows and swam away
We drink ourselves to oblivion
From Middleport to Albion
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